Quotes I

'You are all young practically'
-- Dr Murthy in class.

'It seems it has to be so.. ah! fuck it! fuck it.. I am going to sleep'
-- Dr Flea, upon being questioned on why he wanted to complete his novel before graduating.

'A particle never leaves its trajectory'
-- Dr L Narasimhan, ApMech prof.ⁱ

'Internets are available to everybody'
-- Dr Murthy in class.

'It is not important whom you love. It is just important that you love.'
-- Poornima.

'The process is in waiting.'
-- Pseudo-Jeevesical server at Tiffany's, when inquired about the status of the dosa ordered.ⁱⁱ

'All of you must get above class average'
-- Rajarao.

'Why?'
-- Saudi, on reading my status message 'I have blocked everyone on GTalk except you'

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i : As quoted by Aashish.
ii: As quoted by Pratyusha.