2007/08/18

Quotes I

'You are all young practically'
-- Dr Murthy in class.

'It seems it has to be so.. ah! fuck it! fuck it.. I am going to sleep'
-- Dr Flea, upon being questioned on why he wanted to complete his novel before graduating.

'A particle never leaves its trajectory'
-- Dr L Narasimhan, ApMech prof.i

'One writes to sublimely offset one's sexual incapacity'
-- Nirmal, to Dr Flea's question 'Why does one write?'

'Internets are available to everybody'
-- Dr Murthy in class.

'It is not important whom you love. It is just important that you love.'
-- Poornima.

'The process is in waiting.'
-- Pseudo-Jeevesical server at Tiffany's, when inquired about the status of the dosa ordered.ii

'All of you must get above class average'
-- Rajarao.

'Why?'
-- Saudi, on reading my status message 'I have blocked everyone on GTalk except you'

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i : As quoted by Aashish.
ii: As quoted by Pratyusha.

6 Obiter dicta:

Anonymous Dr. Flea couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

of all....of all...I didnt expect this one...

ah, but, of course... "Fuck it!" how could I?

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Unni couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

"...above class average..."
Too much...

fishy..."lol"

Nirmal..."sexy joke boss" pun intended.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Aashish couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

Awesome... You forgot 'threesome'!

9:39 PM  
Blogger bhava couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

very nice compilation.
let me add to it.
Prof. Bhaskar replying to a question:
"this question has an answer, but i don't know the answer."

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Nirmal couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

Dr Flea,
You ought to have selected one when I gave you the chance. He he.
And that's a poor pun :(
Aashish,
What 'threesome', man? Don't frighten me!

3:42 PM  
Blogger Ramanathan couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

Nice collection :)

Another one of the Pseudo-Jeevesical server's quotes :

'Please wait, Sir. I will heat it and submit it to you.' - on being asked for hot Samosa.

2:16 PM  

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