An Unimperial Union

Ms. Patrick, of pornographic renown, and Mr. Iyer, the travel writer, entered wedlock. They were driving back from their nuptials in a -9 when the vehicle ran over a -2pede. Iyer let a yelp of joy out, much to the disgust of his bride.

'You 6lomaniac!' she cried. 'How can you be so 1dent? What a rotten 18mple you would set our children. I must re-think my -1sion on this marriage. I should've probably accepted when the darling nonagenarian proposed to me.'

'Enough of this 2ring and -6managing already!' he returned. 'I had no idea you were one of those 15 types. You are absolutely right, you should've married the -3onaire instead of me. We can correct the situation yet -- I'm calling my -18rney right away.'

How could their matrimonial bliss have lasted long? She was after all a 12 and he, a -12.

That is why you must cast your connubial vote wisely.

4 Obiter dicta:

Blogger Shyamala couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

Lol! I didn't have to try hard ;) Great writing power there :D

3:09 AM  
Anonymous Martian couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

-1sion must spread.
eg. It's hard to make a -1sion when you are in a prefix.

9:35 AM  
Blogger 4c3 couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

Ha ha! Laugh out loud funny! (Yes, the acronym wouldn't have sufficed)

7:01 AM  
Blogger Marlin Jar couldn't resist being opinionated thus:

The title I had rashly given this post is ill-fitted, if not misleading. Prefixes are blind to the choice of unit system. My apologies.

8:53 AM  

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