cracks in physics

Who called it 

the string landscape and not a Lagrangian multiplier?
LHC beam loss and not a brake in the accelerator?
tyre rotation and not spin-orbit coupling?
a P-Pdot diagram and not a period period period diagram?
a blanet and not a Kerry-go-round?
nuclear scattering theory and not the barn approximation?

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If Chadwick discovered the neutron and Cooper pairs are bosons, did Chadwick Boseman discover neutron superfluidity?

You can't have an ergosphere without QED.

Showing all the relevant constraints on your main plot is a bounden duty.

Ain't the CMB Smoot as Peebles?

Q. What do you call a bunch of nucleons?

hep-ph: protons!

astro-ph: proto-NS!

Chandrasekhar: a brown giant who crossed the Eddington limit.

Eddington: a white dwarf who crossed the Chandrasekhar limit.

Q. What do you call a neutrino's mood oscillations?
A. PMNS