2007/08/26

F.A.Q. on E.P.

The name being quaint for a B Tech branch, our bloods Boyle every time we're asked these Millikan Dollar Questions:

"Watt do you do in EP?"

Every working week (from Monday to Faraday), our time is spent Moseley in exploring nuclear physics, statistical physics, quantum physics and curvy physiques. Not to mention making PJ's, Poynting out profs' blackboard errors, thieving lab equipment and Hawking them in streets.

"Do you have a bright scope after B Tech?"

A difficult Curie to answer. All we can say is our early seniors' success Gibbs us some hope.

"Why just about 10 people in your branch?"

Our small strength is our biggest strength. That's Gauss we believe too many cooks spoil de Broglie.

"Why was this branch created in the first place?"

That's a Rayleigh nasty question. It Hertz our feelings. Anyway, a necessity to Hooke Physics with Engineering was felt. Hence our dept. profs, both old and Young, went to ESB with their Bose and arrows and said: 'Next time it will be LASER-guided Tomahawks and H-bombs if you don't agree to our terms.'
Thus EP was Born.

"Your contributions to IITM?"

We don't want to Bragg about ourselves and Bohr you to death.

14 comments:

unni krishnan said...

the blogs Young-er self would have approved this New-tense in humour you have found....
we must baptize it with something on the waves of...
The "High-sense-birth"
what does thou say?

Leva Hatter said...

TOo much Nail bohring...

Santosh said...

On the contrary, we Meta people, Bragg about Face Transformations (observed both in students and Profs), failure, I run and steal,& failure and last but not the least Creepy failure... Not too Bohring actually... :)

pratyu said...

High funda!! Indeed you stand upon the shoulders of gaints! :P

Sandy said...

We mech people make it a point to popov it all the time. Under any creep stress, we seem to have Mohr to say then to ask. They say we're Gebber than the CS geeks when we do tensile analysis of Dahl.

Apart from being a Branch Racist, I think we should empathise with the small branch born out of Boses and Roses.

Anonymous said...

Stud! Typical Nirmal! :)

Ajay said...

very punny.

Sethu said...

hi nirmal....actually i was abt to question u the same.....lol.....

Mohan K.V said...

Curvy physiques, LOL :D Lowell Lie post!

Anonymous said...

Please give Shaastra the benefit of your wit :)

Anonymous said...

http://vijayshank.blogspot.com/2007/10/resonance-and-all-that-jazz.html

Do you EP guys go through a course in 'Wordplay in Physics' or something? :P

Srinand said...

cliche, but LOL MAX!!!
I am taking up the work of publicity of this article.

Anonymous said...

Curvy physique in EP? Don't Feynman. This doesn't Gellmann. Its a logical Holman; Lame first Zeeman; else its Lyman...

Otherwise a Pfund-u Fock

Cheers,
Arunn

Anonymous said...

hey .. that was a really god piece , esp bcos i'm EP too :D. master's though.
-pratter