Q. What did Mama Nucleus tell Papa Nucleus when she gave birth?
A. "It's a He."
Q. What did Papa Nucleus then tell Mama Nucleus?
A. "Alpha! Bravo!"
Q. What do you call the triangle-shaped hole between the legs of Chaplin when he poses as the Tramp?
A. Charlie Delta.
Q. What dance did Alexa suggest for the music it played?
A. Echo foxtrot.
Q. Name two resort options.
A. Golf, hotel.
Q. "Where did you want to honeymoon, Romeo?"
A. "India, Juliet."
Q. What's a thousand beans?
A. Kilo lima.
Q. When does the fall singing season come around...?
A. Mike November.
Q. "Again, Sofia", said Mr Coppola, "what do all of us bring to the family cupboard?"
A. "Oscar, Papa."
Q. "And where did you want to go, Juliet?"
A. "Quebec, Romeo."
Q. What sounds like a neat grid of arrows but is just Frankenstein being consistent?
A. Uniform Victor.
Q. What happens to Superman's vision when he gets drunk?
A. Whiskey X-ray.
Q. What does an American tourist in heartland South Africa manage to speak?
A. Yankee Zulu.
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