Mutespeak
Santhanam's Laws of Reaction:-
Law One
Every chemical reaction remains under equilibrium or takes place at a uniform rate unless and otherwise an external catalyst acts on it.
Law Two
The rate of a reaction is directly proportional to the molecular mass of the reactant and its k a value at room temperature.
R α M
α ka
R = S.M.ka,
where S = Santhanam's constant, of value 3.1415962 x 10^(-23)
Law Three
Every oxidation has an equal and opposite reduction.
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Dreams fail. Take, for instance, Conversations of The Big Deal , a book I dug out from a shelf of archives. Its preface is longer than its inner contents! One of its authors didn't pen one word in it. Another lent twelve. It was the third chronicler that furnished the rest of the volume, from the leaves of which I retrieved a piece of paper my idle hand had, at some distant past point of time, filled with the aboveblogged Laws of Reaction. The Big Deal was a legion of three in pursuit of a common end. Each was sufficiently proficient in one stream apiece to coach the other two on his forte. The association didn't stay intact for long.
I present here the book in its entirety.
Page Zero
First edition 2004
Final edition 2004
©The Big Deal™®
This book, or any part of this book, is strictly prohibited from reproduction or republication in paper, microfilm, magnetic discs, etc. without prior written permission from at least one of the authors.
Published by
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(Penguin Books and ours are poles apart)
Page One
Conversations Of The Big Deal
M. NAIR
S. BHATTACHARYYA
K. N. RAJ
PREFACE
Books have been written never without an idea in the head of the author(s). In this aspect, we are indeed dignified in presenting a book totally out of the genre. For we, the authors, ourselves do not know as yet the contents of this edition. It will be authored in the coming days on its own, with spontaneity, and with no premeditation. Conversations amongst us shall be in the written form, at least during class hours, and thus what should be called an oral expression shall be penned down hotly from our minds.
We hope our readers will find the book interesting and useless.
Finally, we thank our teachers for keeping us together in the same classroom, making this book possible.
Chennai - 600 101
Page Two
25.05.2004.
Somu, here is the bullet train you told me of.
27.05.2004.
At home, you two try with cuboids, cubes, spheres, etc.
(G.L .)
Insulators are WEAK conductors, actually. Sundari miss told Krishnakanth.
English.
Induction.
Check if my H20 bottle is under your feet.
Isn't it capacitance?
Thanx.
Q = q 1 + q2
Q/t = q1/t + q2 /t
I = I1 + I2
Nearly Kirch's Jn. Rule. Nearly.
18.06.04.
Let's not forget this book.
Muthali yest. gave limit sum.
I will give TRS sir's worksheet note.
x10 -- 10x
------------------
xx -- 1010
Assuming the ammeter is ideal.
I want to do only March 2005.
Page Three
28.06.04.
That was exactly what I did.
One suggestion: "Bargainable" instead of "Bargains can be made".
I should have guessed.
Well-spacy-ventilated-hyphenated HOUSE.
Tomorrow I'm going, but I'll be back by half the day.
Good only. Have some fun.
The letters in the dissimilar font were off the second author's pen. Sentences were not, unlike the above transcript, in the horizontal direction alone.
Hard copy available.
Law One
Every chemical reaction remains under equilibrium or takes place at a uniform rate unless and otherwise an external catalyst acts on it.
Law Two
The rate of a reaction is directly proportional to the molecular mass of the reactant and its k a value at room temperature.
R α M
α ka
R = S.M.ka,
where S = Santhanam's constant, of value 3.1415962 x 10^(-23)
Law Three
Every oxidation has an equal and opposite reduction.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dreams fail. Take, for instance, Conversations of The Big Deal , a book I dug out from a shelf of archives. Its preface is longer than its inner contents! One of its authors didn't pen one word in it. Another lent twelve. It was the third chronicler that furnished the rest of the volume, from the leaves of which I retrieved a piece of paper my idle hand had, at some distant past point of time, filled with the aboveblogged Laws of Reaction. The Big Deal was a legion of three in pursuit of a common end. Each was sufficiently proficient in one stream apiece to coach the other two on his forte. The association didn't stay intact for long.
I present here the book in its entirety.
Page Zero
First edition 2004
Final edition 2004
©The Big Deal™®
This book, or any part of this book, is strictly prohibited from reproduction or republication in paper, microfilm, magnetic discs, etc. without prior written permission from at least one of the authors.
Published by
POLAR BEAR PUBLICATIONS
(Penguin Books and ours are poles apart)
Page One
Conversations Of The Big Deal
M. NAIR
S. BHATTACHARYYA
K. N. RAJ
PREFACE
Books have been written never without an idea in the head of the author(s). In this aspect, we are indeed dignified in presenting a book totally out of the genre. For we, the authors, ourselves do not know as yet the contents of this edition. It will be authored in the coming days on its own, with spontaneity, and with no premeditation. Conversations amongst us shall be in the written form, at least during class hours, and thus what should be called an oral expression shall be penned down hotly from our minds.
We hope our readers will find the book interesting and useless.
Finally, we thank our teachers for keeping us together in the same classroom, making this book possible.
Authors
S.B.O.A. School and Junior College
Page Two
25.05.2004.
Somu, here is the bullet train you told me of.
27.05.2004.
At home, you two try with cuboids, cubes, spheres, etc.
(G.L .)
Insulators are WEAK conductors, actually. Sundari miss told Krishnakanth.
English.
Induction.
Check if my H20 bottle is under your feet.
Isn't it capacitance?
Thanx.
Q = q 1 + q2
Q/t = q1/t + q2 /t
I = I1 + I2
Nearly Kirch's Jn. Rule. Nearly.
18.06.04.
Let's not forget this book.
Muthali yest. gave limit sum.
I will give TRS sir's worksheet note.
x10 -- 10x
------------------
xx -- 1010
Assuming the ammeter is ideal.
I want to do only March 2005.
Page Three
28.06.04.
That was exactly what I did.
One suggestion: "Bargainable" instead of "Bargains can be made".
I should have guessed.
Well-spacy-ventilated-hyphenated HOUSE.
Tomorrow I'm going, but I'll be back by half the day.
Good only. Have some fun.
The letters in the dissimilar font were off the second author's pen. Sentences were not, unlike the above transcript, in the horizontal direction alone.
Hard copy available.
posted by Marlin Jar at 8:42:00 pm
3 Obiter dicta:
Perhaps there is an inner connection between those desultory statements....I am trying to seek the inner meaning of those lines in your book.
The preface was good.
And santhanam??
Is this a part fo your days at IIT classes !! Hmm So mock is the word :)
Un,
No inner connections. Those sentences were exact reproductions of what was in the book. Prof. Santhanam was our JEE teacher for Non-Oraganic Chemistry except Qualitative Analysis.
Mah,
Yes, that is so. Mock?
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